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Full rules for all of the above live in the Constitution tab.
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Playoff % is a live 1,500-run simulation of the remaining schedule using each team's season-average scoring as a strength estimate — a heuristic, not a guarantee.
Top 6 seeds, single elimination — the winner is crowned league champion.
Bottom 6 seeds — the "winner" here finishes dead last and sets next year's draft order.
Six grudge matches, played twice a season — once in the regular rotation, once in the dedicated Rivalry Week.
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Float a rule change, trade veto, format tweak, or anything else the league should decide on. Every proposal and vote tally is visible to everyone.
A shared, live chat for the whole league — talk trash, coordinate trades, or just say hi.
A different $25 side prize every week — separate from the weekly high-scorer pot. Winners are calculated automatically from each week's real matchup data as soon as it's scored.
An AI-generated audio recap, hosted by our own announcer, drops after every week's Monday night games wrap up — matchup results, the closest game, the biggest blowout, upsets against the spread, standout and disappointing performances, FAAB betting results, and any movement in the standings or Power Rankings.
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Hover or tap any face for their record. The peasants are every other team in the league — the poor soul on the toilet is dead last.
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Each pick is graded relative to the other 47 picks made in that same draft class — not on a fixed scale — using age and Sleeper's live player-relevance ranking alongside positional scarcity, so a late-round steal can outgrade an early pick that hasn't panned out. Explanations below are algorithm-generated from that data, not written by AI.
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League officers are available if you have any questions or need assistance. If your question is about a feature of the hosting platform itself, please use their support resources first. For league-specific issues, contact the commissioner first, then a co-commissioner. If your issue is time-sensitive (e.g. a roster move and you have no internet access) and no officer is reachable, post on the league message board so the request is timestamped and can be honored retroactively.
| League Commissioner | Josef Santos | tnutffl@gmail.com |
| Co-commissioner | Leland Mann |
Entry fee: $130 total per team — $85 toward the end-of-year payout, $20 toward the championship trophy, and $25 toward weekly prizes (14 weeks × ~$1.79/week).
The last-placed team in the Loser bracket pays the trophy engraving fee and must fly a "loser flag" (to be determined) at their home for the full offseason. This exists to keep every manager engaged for the whole season.
Cash prizes go to the top 3 finishers in the Championship bracket, plus a weekly cash prize for the highest score of the week during the regular season.
| 1st place | $780.00 | 64.5% |
| 2nd place | $300.00 | 24.8% |
| 3rd place | $130.00 | 10.7% |
| Weekly prize (×14 weeks) | $25.00/wk | $350 total |
Amounts above are the target payouts pending full fee collection; the listed percentages apply if entry fees aren't fully collected.
Any weekly prize won by a team that hasn't paid its entry fee is forfeited and rolled into the Champion's payout. Teams unpaid by the league deadline are expelled immediately — no grace period. The commissioner manages the vacated team until a new owner is found and approved by the league.
6-team Championship playoff, seeded by record then total points. The Championship bracket runs Weeks 15–16. A parallel 6-team Loser bracket runs through Week 17, and its final standings set next year's top 6 draft positions.
Next year's draft order is set by this year's playoff results:
| Loser bracket finish | Draft slot |
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| 1st | 1 |
| 2nd | 2 |
| 3rd | 3 |
| 4th | 4 |
| 5th | 5 |
| 6th | 6 |
| Championship bracket finish | Draft slot |
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| Champion | 12 |
| 2nd | 11 |
| 3rd | 10 |
| 4th | 9 |
| 5th | 8 |
| 6th | 7 |
New teams slot into the 12th pick, adjusting existing owners accordingly.
Disputes not covered by this constitution are discussed by the league, then put to a commissioner-run poll. The result applies immediately and gets appended to the constitution. Polls are decided by plurality (commissioner breaks ties) and typically run 3 days, shorter if game day is close.
If a roster slot is empty (bye week or oversight) and an eligible bench player is available, that player must be started. If two eligible players qualify, start whichever has the higher projected points for that week.
Draft date/time: Sunday, May 2, 2027 at 12:00 PM ET. The commissioner arranges draft-day logistics on the hosting platform. It's each manager's responsibility to attend or set up an autodraft. Snake draft order: 1–12, then 12–1, repeating for 28 rounds. Each pick has a 1.5-minute clock; if time expires, a player is auto-selected and the pick passes. Free agency opens immediately after the draft. Draft order is decided by an activity set by the commissioner beforehand.
Any rule violation may cost you your entry fee and prize eligibility — no refunds. Keep it competitive but fun.
1. No collusion. Banter is encouraged, but play it straight. Collusion includes: loaning players, intentionally starting a weakened lineup, or giving a player away in an obviously one-sided trade (especially once you're out of contention). The commissioner rules on collusion accusations.
2. Inactivity. After 3 inactive game weeks, a commissioner will reach out; a 1-week grace period follows, then removal from the league. Inactivity means fielding a lineup with injured/unavailable players when better options exist on your bench — unless your only healthy options are simply weaker. A replacement manager is voted in unanimously by the other owners, and the removed manager forfeits prize money and entry fee. If you'll be away for multiple weeks, give the commissioners a heads up.
3. Group chat. No rules — all-out trash talk is encouraged.
Future amendments are handled in the offseason, at a time when all owners can meet to discuss changes.
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League Dues shows the standard $130 entry fee structure ($85 end-of-year, $20 championship, $25 weekly prizes) for every team, not individual payment status — this site has no payment system, so it can't confirm who has actually paid. Transaction Tax ($2/trade, $1/waiver move) goes to the League Bank shown above, and Weekly Bonus Total ($25 per bonus game won) — both live from this season's real Sleeper data. Betting Ledger is each team's net FAAB from the FAAB Betting Lines game — play money, not real dollars. Projected Payout estimates the Championship-bracket prize (1st $780 · 2nd $300 · 3rd $130) from today's regular-season standing; it's a snapshot, not a playoff prediction, since the actual champion is decided by the bracket, not regular-season record.
Questions about the league, the site, or anything else? Reach out any time.
For league-specific issues, contact the commissioner first, then a co-commissioner — see Article I of the Constitution for the full escalation path.